Here’s a Bad Big Ten Shirt from our friends at Michigan.
This one uses the popular evolution theme, suggesting man – or our ancestors, the monkeys (discuss) – started out as Ohio State fans before fully evolving into fully functioning, higher level Michigan fans. Unoriginal, but fine.
Though I’m not sure why it needs the “monkeys” and “modern man” over the pictures. Most of us were able to put that together – maybe even the alleged monkey Buckeye fans in our midst.
What really does this shirt in, however, is the second element: “OHIO STATE SUCKS. NCAA FOOTBALL.”
Given the complete (and over explained) thought above, isn’t that a separate shirt at this point? Or maybe slap it on the back?
And why was “NCAA FOOTBALL” needed? We get that we’re talking about football, as the “OHIO STATE SUCKS” is in maize on a blue football, after all.